[VERSE 1]
I am driving a titan with no licence
These mean monsters can start like five tons
It is a cypher unlike any other
Tough mudder got you frightened
You are no object
If you claim you are heavyweight like Tyson
Nah, sure, now allow me to convince you
BYE Boy, disappear
Since i let them know, k ho?
And remain in focus
Or you’ll face a plague of locusts
Crusading over your terrain ’til you are go beyond
The rain is soaking us making progress slow like a turtle
Time for you to revise on which our courses trained us
You are in harmful waters
Contact a priest, it’s really urgent
Observe a design emerging
And discover the lesson Kaiser Franz Ferdinand did not learn
I am a hellcat, a mashup of the panther
And Samuel L Jackson in shaft having a birch gun
I am the real thing though, not only a nice actor
Typecast to plough in the ground
Like tractors
[HOOK]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Do you want an ordinary sized vehicle?
No thanks!
[VERSE 2]
I am a tiger you are a mouse
All in my grill
Therefore if you won’t want to be wiped out
Then you definitely best escape
I drive a wespe
You ride a vespa
When i say to you to become my valentine
You reply "Yes Mister!"
I bet that you simply can’t even invent a pun for hetzer
Well nor can however i don’t care
Cause i’m still the very best at realm of tanks
And it goes without saying, i am certain, man
Whether you are a yank
Jap, Chinese, frog, russian or german
I am churchill meets cromwell
Having a dash of wolverine
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily
Pull up, have a cheery demeanour
Stick to the covenant
I’m a leopard, you are a cheetah
With no cunning
I’ma hun a lullaby, released your lights
You are at a complete loss, boy
You are an alpha prototype
I’m the GOTY, uh uh!
I acquired more ram too
Utilize it to ram you
You dick, i at their maximum my contraption can perform
You are stuart little
I am bigger, i am better, i am harder too
You are cruising for any bruising, sport
There is nothing your side can perform
My team are bishops
Yours are weedy vicards
I am a combat cardinal conquering comet
Aw bless, you peed your knickers
[HOOK]
Tanks are big!
Big are tanks!
Do you want an ordinary sized vehicle?
No thanks!
Resourse: https://genius.com/
WORLD OF TANKS RAP | Dan Bull
Video COMMENTS:
Vladimir Putin: "Tanks… are… big……… big… are… tanks…"\n\nI felt so fucking embarrassed listening to this around people, that is the most retarded piece of lyrics I have ever heard…
Thêx BãdÃñgêl: EasyBakeOrphan check out jt machina's world of tank rap much better
Vladimir Lenin: Vladimir Putin hello putin, glad to see russia is still a superpower
LeEpicKing: Ok then I'll have a go at it,\n1.Object\n2.Bye Son (Bison)\n3.K Ho\n4.Locust \n5.Crusader\n6.Tortoise\n7.(M7) Priest \n8.Pattern (Patton)\n9.Ferdinand\n10.Hellcat\n11.Panther\n12.Jackson\n13.Birch Gun\n14.Tiger\n15.Mouse (Maus)\n16.Grill (Grille)\n17.Wespe\n19.Valentine\n20.Hetzer\n21.Churchill\n22.Cromwell\n23.Wolverine\n24.Covenant \n25.Leopard\n26.Prototype \n27.Ram II\n28.Dick, I maxed out (Dicker Max)\n29.Bishop\n30.Comet\nAll of these in order from the beginning of the song to the end, Nice word play :D
Sharans Gaming: Stuart (1:52)
Toh Kai Xiang: LeEpicKing he also said combat car: T7 combat car
UndeadTurning: The chorus was just so… bad. No. It was terrible. Honestly, with some of your other raps, I'd have a really hard time believing you came up with something so uncreative, and unwitty. Loud music, quiet impact.\n\nInb4 child tells me to make my own rap!
Breñan Neiderman: i know right undeadturning JTMachinima's was way better
Samantha Chelminski: it is okayyy but not as good as tanki online 😛 the graphics in world of tanks are better usually not as laggy as tanki online but tanki online is much better more tanks to choose mant different paints and you dont spot people you look at anyone in sight and attack them unless you dont want to :P
OneNot: It's sad that Dan seems to be favoring stupider and stupider choruses, when I know what a genius writer he CAN be.\nHell even this song is full of really smart lines, but the stupid chorus kind of ruin this song IMO…\n\nDon't get me wrong this isn't bad, I just would have excepted more from a genius like Dan :P
